Career in Politics

He buys a MetroCard and boards the next train. On the train a woman sits next to him, she introduces herself as Mary and strikes up a conversation. He tells her about his situation, and how he has no money left for food. Luckily for him, Mary informs him that she ran for mayor as a joke, but ended up winning by a landslide.In one week she'll take office, so she offers him a job in the government, then takes him to her favorite resturant where they enjoy the best clams he's ever had.